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Offline Farmtalk

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Funny Weather Jokes
« on: March 30, 2012, 08:09:04 AM »
Let's see how long we can get this going!

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

(Highlight the line where the smiley is to see the answer)

Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.   :grin:

A little corny but let's see if anyone can come up with a better one!!!
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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 09:42:09 AM »
Whats does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common ?

No matter what happens....someone is going to lose a trailer !   #-o

What happens when the fog lifts in California ?

 UCLA !  #-o

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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 11:10:40 AM »
Whats does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common ?

No matter what happens....someone is going to lose a trailer !   #-o

What happens when the fog lifts in California ?

 UCLA !  #-o

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Thanks and the top one is great!! :grin:
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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 11:28:15 PM »
What do all the clouds think the sky is always depressed?



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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 11:32:41 PM »
why* oops!

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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 11:42:10 PM »
Because it's blue??
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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 11:46:08 PM »
yup, cause the sky is always feeling blue. That is how my Physical Meteorology professor started the first day of class.

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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 11:56:07 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2012, 07:33:59 AM »
yup, cause the sky is always feeling blue. That is how my Physical Meteorology professor started the first day of class.

Your professor should have been docked a day's pay for telling that joke (and getting the answer wrong).

Why is the sky blue? Because if the sky were green, nobody would know when to stop walking.


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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2012, 02:46:32 AM »
yup, cause the sky is always feeling blue. That is how my Physical Meteorology professor started the first day of class.

Your professor should have been docked a day's pay for telling that joke (and getting the answer wrong).

Why is the sky blue? Because if the sky were green, nobody would know when to stop walking.



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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2021, 04:35:05 PM »
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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2021, 10:53:05 AM »
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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2021, 04:44:27 PM »
May be a well known joke but....
Why did the barometer go to the psychiatrist?

Because it was under a lot of pressure.🙂
« Last Edit: March 23, 2021, 09:24:08 PM by catdon »
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Re: Funny Weather Jokes
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2021, 08:59:52 AM »
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