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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2022, 07:34:58 AM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2022, 08:38:55 AM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2022, 04:19:48 AM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2022, 12:36:51 PM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2022, 04:39:53 PM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2022, 12:49:07 PM »
I guess I am too Redneck. One time my girlfriend and I were getting frisky on the couch and she looked at me and said " Let's take this into the bedroom " .... I said " okay.. you grab one end and I'll get the other. If we turn it we can get it through the door.."

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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2023, 09:34:03 AM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2023, 09:34:50 AM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2023, 09:35:21 AM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2023, 09:35:53 AM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2023, 12:30:40 PM »
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2024, 09:09:17 AM »
89 year old man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife.” 🤣🤣
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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2024, 09:46:23 AM »
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.."
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad , what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
(I LOVE IT!)
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Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old."
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
(Mostly because we forgot why we were waiting in line in the first place !!)
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...
 I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, --- let's look for yours."
(ADORABLE)
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"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"

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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2024, 06:24:24 PM »
A buddy of mine thinks his relationship is in trouble.
Recently he had to fly out for a business convention
His girlfriend took him to the airport.
Inside the terminal she looked out the window and saw the plane he was going to board
She started crying and sobbing

He said "Awwwww you're gonna miss me"

She said....."NO ! You're not on a Boeing !"

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Re: relationship humor
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2024, 12:31:07 AM »
There was a knock on my buddy's door. When he opened it there was a cop standing there.
Cop - Did your wife just go for a walk in a pink jogging outfit ?
Buddy - Yes she did
Cop - I have some bad news
Buddy - What is it ?
Cop - Looks like she was hit by a bus...
Buddy - I know but she has a good personality.....