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Why is it so expensive to get divorced?

Because it's worth it.

My girlfriend left a note on the refrigerator, "It's not working.  I can't take it any more.  I am going to my mom's place."

I opened the fridge.  The light came on.  The beer was cold.  What the heck is she talking about?????

A man and his wife are grocery shopping.

The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart.

“What are you doing?” asks his wife.

“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans.” he responds.

“Well, put it back. We can’t afford those.”

Without another word, the man obeys his wife and puts the case back on the shelf. In the next aisle over, the wife sees a bottle of facial cream and puts it in the cart.

“What are you doing?” the man asks.

“It’s my face cream and it’s on sale for $20. It makes me look beautiful.” she replies.

“So does a 24 pack of beer, and it’s half the price!”

Garth Bock:
I had a girlfriend that was kinda homely. She left me for my insurance man but it didn't work out. He wouldn't sleep with her unless she was completely covered...

Garth Bock:

A man is allowed to have an opinion.... until he gets married.... then his wife will tell him what it is.


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