"If you get a lot of rain tonight and Saturday, then we want to hear about it! Don't forget to send your rainfall or flooding reports to us or your local law enforcement agency. "
'Hooterville Police Department, Officer Krupke speaking, how can we do you fer?'
'This is Joe Carson, over to the Shady Rest, we got 3 inches of rain.'
'Joe, you silly old coot, you do this again, I'll run you in for sure!!'
'But this is what the weather people said to do....'