Was that bad? I'm cracking myself up. That was just too easy. Seriously though, first welcome to the forum. Secondly did you read any posts before you joined and did your first post? You don't have to read everything but at least read a few of the most recent and largest threads.
Anyway. Tell us more about you and why you choose the Atlas. Were you a prior 5-in-1 user or something else, or is this your first station? Are you having any of the problems others are reporting. I won't say what those issues are, you can read about them.
And lastly, that was obviously a joke. There are plenty of happy Atlas owners. But the Atlas, did not come out without some quality control issues, and was certainly not the Davis killer everyone was hoping for after a very very long hyped waiting period of over a year.