Wow!!! Good thing you got him out of there...Geico would've lost their spokeslizard!!!!!!!!! Dignitaries and celebrities from around the world would have been gathering for the funeral...all kind of folks coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a love-child of his so as to claim part of his immense fortune. THEN...the investigation as to why you had such a dangerous apparatus without a locked gate around it to prevent such tragedies from happening.
Man...you lucked out!!!!!!