This is going to sound like a crazy question I am asking, but I have a very good reason (for which I can't publicly state yet) as to why I am asking it (all I can say is it is a future project of my IT company, Mallard).
"If a flock of Mallard ducks were seen sitting around discussing the weather together, what would you call it?"
Preferably something in about one or two words that would be catchy in marketing terms.